Grandpa Zuko :3
A generic-lookin’ ass dude with black hair suddenly finds himself surrounded by a harem of beautiful, humanized versions of different types of soda. All of them have gigantic melon titties except for Pepsi-chan, who is constantly teased by everyone else for her flat chest.
…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
I live in a world where Mewtew is quoted alongside Mother Teresa.