darkseid:

goodluckdetective:

goodluckdetective:

goodluckdetective:

If these Captain American spoilers are true, I will flip a table, set fire to the rain, and actually dare to claim DC is the better dumpster.

Because at least DC didn’t do this.

This. Not confirmed yet, but if it is, I’m rioting. 

FUCK IT’S REAL.

this made me feel sick

omny87:

omny87:

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE

You really have lost control of your life.



I may have gone overboard with this